Everything Funny

Jesse Jackson wakes up and goes into the bathroom only to see in the mirror that he is white from the neck up. Afraid he was turning white, he immediately freaks out and heads to the doctor’s office.

“I don’t know what it is! I just woke up like this,” said Jesse as he tried to explain the whole situation.

After an examination and some calculating, the doctor leaves and comes back with a cup of brown liquid. “Drink this and you will be back to normal.” Jesse quickly grabbed the cup and chugged it down thankful that the doctor had found a cure. After slamming it, he made a blood-curdling face and yelled “That tasted like bullshit!”

“It was,” said the doctor, “You were a half a quart low.”