Homeless Mexicans
Two Mexicans are standing on opposite sides of the road, each holding signs. One keeps having cars stop and gets money, the other isn’t getting a single person to stop. Finally the one with poor luck says, hey, what are you doing to get all those cars to stop. My sign says how I am homeless and have no food. The other Mexican says, you are doing it all wrong, read my sign:
“I just need $10 more to get back to Mexico”