Bikini Model Fights
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007ps. nice asses…
ps. nice asses…
I concur…
Footage of University Police Department using excessive force on a student asking a question of Senator Kerry. The student’s name is Andrew Meyers and he was arrested on September 17, 2007 for disturbing a public educational function and resisting arrest. The police did not inform him that he was under arrest and did not mirandize him while detaining him and electro-shocking him with a taser.
*note* This is fucking bullshit. This is the fucking country we have become? I’m talking about a revolution, it’s time.
So, the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
The bartender says “how ’bout a grasshopper?” So, the guy orders a grasshopper.
Then he’s walking home and along the way, he notices a grasshopper.
He says to the grasshopper “You know there’s a drink named after you?”
The grasshopper then says, “There’s a drink named Irving?”
Jesse Jackson wakes up and goes into the bathroom only to see in the mirror that he is white from the neck up. Afraid he was turning white, he immediately freaks out and heads to the doctor’s office.
“I don’t know what it is! I just woke up like this,” said Jesse as he tried to explain the whole situation.
After an examination and some calculating, the doctor leaves and comes back with a cup of brown liquid. “Drink this and you will be back to normal.” Jesse quickly grabbed the cup and chugged it down thankful that the doctor had found a cure. After slamming it, he made a blood-curdling face and yelled “That tasted like bullshit!”
“It was,” said the doctor, “You were a half a quart low.”