Homeless Mexicans
Two Mexicans are standing on opposite sides of the road, each holding signs. One keeps having cars stop and gets money, the other isn’t getting a single person to stop. Finally the one with poor luck says, hey, what are you doing to get all those cars to stop. My sign says how I am homeless and have no food. The other Mexican says, you are doing it all wrong, read my sign:
“I just need $10 more to get back to Mexico”
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Another guy in a bar joke
So, the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
The bartender says “how ’bout a grasshopper?” So, the guy orders a grasshopper.
Then he’s walking home and along the way, he notices a grasshopper.
He says to the grasshopper “You know there’s a drink named after you?”
The grasshopper then says, “There’s a drink named Irving?”
Jesse Jackson turning white
Jesse Jackson wakes up and goes into the bathroom only to see in the mirror that he is white from the neck up. Afraid he was turning white, he immediately freaks out and heads to the doctor’s office.
“I don’t know what it is! I just woke up like this,” said Jesse as he tried to explain the whole situation.
After an examination and some calculating, the doctor leaves and comes back with a cup of brown liquid. “Drink this and you will be back to normal.” Jesse quickly grabbed the cup and chugged it down thankful that the doctor had found a cure. After slamming it, he made a blood-curdling face and yelled “That tasted like bullshit!”
“It was,” said the doctor, “You were a half a quart low.”
Sgt. James Kuehlein in St. George, Mo — Dickhead Cop — Assclown Cop Full Version bonus
Seriously, who the fuck does this scum bag donut eating fat piece of shit poor excuse for an american cop think he is. I hope after all this exposure with his big fucking ego shit talk, he gets to be the school janitor for the rest of his life. It only takes one piece of bile like this to give the public a bad image for hundreds of other officers. WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE.
::EDIT:: Apparently he is on unpaid suspension now. w00t!Article here
::EDIT number :: FOX does news story on cop last video of this post
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Crazy gay weirdo wants you to eat his cornhole
wtf, this guy needs some mental help, to say the least…
A dude pretending to be a woman selling panties
The blonde and the deodorant.
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. “I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” says the blonde, “I will go and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: “To apply, push up bottom.”